Dear Boys,

This actually came out of my mouth tonight: “You came out of my body first so you need to get out of the tub first.” I just thought you should know that a woman with an MA from NYU, a pretty awesome job at Google with an impressive travel record… has to say these things. Out loud. To people.

Here’s the running list. Because I wrote this and published it and THEN I said: “Did you just pee on your brother’s toothbrush?” So now, I just have to keep a list.

See how much I love you?

xo Mom